collegehumor:

No Diving In Toilet

We’re pretty sure he was permanently injured before.

fuckyeahmanchesterunited:

Bubble-Ji  Wazz-om  Butter-Pea

Submitted by jicharito

(Source: robotindisguise)

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

mind fucked to the max right now

(Source: tangledhe)

sleepyrebel:

fusels:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

Naked

Suicide

Kiss

Kick

Leave

Alice, eat, dream, naked, feel, lust, cum, secrets, flesh, kiss. That’s five more than five, but whatever.

suicide, secret, hate, read, rage

eh

txtsfrmlstnght:

(203): Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read “I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills”. I can’t believe they make shit like that.